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Misplaced Adulthood

fate is just the weight of circumstances

the incontrovertibly incorrigible kimpy
24 July 1976
I am a lunatic with a fondness for double entendres and powerbelching, a social libertarian who believes in helping people but not coddling them, an atheist who doesn't care what you believe unless you use your beliefs to hurt others, a woman pushing now over thirty who knows when to act her age and when to get down and boogie, who'd rather get out and travel and see the world while still young enough to enjoy it than be bogged down 9-5 at a desk.

I was born in New Jersey, raised in upstate New York, and have spent the second half of my life bouncing around the mid-Atlantic. After nearly ten years in Baltimore, the Great Conveyor Belt of Life has carried me down to Wilmington, NC for a while. Not sure how long I'll stay, but it's nice not to have to have my immediate community fouled by drug dealers and their skeezy clientele, gang members, unparented kids running riot, and crazy women who have screaming fights with their crazy boyfriends three times a week.

My blog is of the navel-gazing variety; posts of the thought-provoking sort happen, but infrequently. Mostly I post various WTFs about my daily life, some of which might be funny and some of which might just be venting. I am largely an open book, but in this day and age, some things must be filtered for the sake of privacy.

I have a small, infrequently updated gallery at DeviantArt, which largely consists of portrait sketches, some good, most not.

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